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Who's there? Mailman.
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Special delivery.
Sign here, please.
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Thank you.
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You know, Lily, I think our
mailman is overcoming his shyness.
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He used to stand across the street
and throw the mail over our wall.
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What's the special delivery?
It's a box from Transylvania.
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The last time we got a
box from the old country...
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there was somebody in it.
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I think this is a little
too small for that.
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Lily, it's ticking.
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It's ticking. It's a time bomb.
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Your rotten old relatives are
trying to blow us all to smithereens.
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Quick, get a pail of water,
get a fire extinguisher.
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Grandpa, Marilyn. Come quickly.
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Herman, don't hold it. It's
dangerous. You're right. Here.
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Herman, come back here.
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We've kept it under the
water for 20 minutes now.
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I guess we can take it out.
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It's probably from Uncle Boris.
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You know, he and Rasputin always
used to exchange bombs at Christmastime.
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Stopped ticking. Open
it up, Uncle Herman.
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I'll just take it over
here by the light.
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It started ticking.
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It's ticking, ticking,
ticking, ticking.
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Herman, son-in-law, dear.
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Would you like to know
what's ticking? What?
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The clock on the wall.
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Dumb old clock.
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Hickory dickory dock.
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He can't tell a bomb
from a cuckoo clock.
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Never mind him,
Pop. What's in the box?
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Just hold on a
second and I'll tell you.
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I hope it's one of those fruitcakes
with the raisins that wiggle.
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I'll be darned.
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It's a legal document...
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from our cousin Wolverine's
lawyer in the old country.
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Cousin Wolfy?
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But he passed away
three years ago.
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I know, but he's
just done it again.
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And this time...
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he's left us $10,000.
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Boy, can we use this
money, or can't we?
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Herman, we sure can. Look, we'll
sink it into one of my inventions.
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Now, as soon as we cash
the check... Wait a minute.
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I'm not going to have you two fritter
away this money on some silly invention.
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As a matter of fact, I've always wanted
to open a little business of my own...
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and make a little extra
income for the family.
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That's a good idea, dear,
but I am head of the house.
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I have an idea. Now, Uncle Herman,
why don't you take half the money...
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and, Aunt Lily, you
take the other half...
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and we'll see who can
put it to the best use?
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Good idea.
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Well, all right.
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Oh. Herman...
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we'll use your half of the money
to perfect my greatest invention.
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This invention is a machine...
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that will transmit electric
power through the air...
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without the use of wires.
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Oh.
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Well, you two can
do what you want.
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But I'm going to enter a field
where I have a natural aptitude.
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I am going to open
a beauty parlor.
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Aunt Lily, I think it's wonderful you
have all the beauty preparations...
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that have been in
the family for years.
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This River Nile mud did wonders
for Cleopatra's complexion.
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It kept her honeymoon fresh
through four different marriages.
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Aunt Lily, I hope we make a
success of the beauty parlor...
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and then we can show
Uncle Herman and Grandpa...
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that we're much better in the
business world than they are.
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We haven't much
to worry about there.
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When they put their heads
together nothing happens.
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Herman, will you watch it?
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And just remember, you're
only an apprentice mad scientist.
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I'll tell you when to do
something stupid. Come here.
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I'm sorry.
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Grandpa, you really think
you can invent a machine...
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that will send power
through the air without wires?
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Didn't I already invent a way...
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to send messages
though the air without wire?
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Yeah, sure you did.
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But after the pigeons died,
you had to go out of business.
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Never mind that. Hand
me the rotating oscillators.
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Rotating oscillators?
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They look like two
eggbeaters to me.
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Who asked for an opinion?
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Now, hand me the
spherical rectifiers.
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These two old
crummy bowling balls?
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Oh, boy.
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Where is your scientific mind?
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I mean, if Thomas Edison
had had you helping him...
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we'd all be watching
gas television.
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May I help you, ladies?
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Yes. I am Mrs. Harkness,
the Mrs. Harkness...
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and this is my
daughter Dorothea.
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We saw your little shop
and it looked so quaint.
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Mother and I are always looking
for something new and different.
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You see, the ball of the season is
coming up, and Dorothea and I...
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are determined to be
a dramatic success.
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Now, all you have to do is make
us beautiful. We're already rich.
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Ladies, you see,
here at Lily's...
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we feature the
glamorous Old World look.
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And Madame Lily
is our beauty expert.
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Here she is now.
Greetings, ladies.
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Mother, what is that? Oh,
they're all characters my dear.
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You remember our last beautician wore
a beard? But she did marvelous work.
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Now, I tell you what, you just
leave yourselves in our hands...
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and we'll create something
for you, just for you...
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that is utterly, utterly
new and different.
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Very well. If you
can guarantee...
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that when we enter the
ballroom, all heads will turn.
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Rest assured.
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When we're finished with you...
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people will not be able
to believe their eyes.
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Thank you.
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Herman, the machine is finished.
And we're ready for our first test.
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You really think it will transmit
electrical power through the air?
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We'll know in a minute. Now, Herman,
you just take this electric light bulb...
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and stand over there.
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Now, when I turn on the
machine, that will light the bulb.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Now get ready.
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We did it. We did it!
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This ought to show
up Lily and Marilyn.
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There. Now, put down the bulb
and pick up the electric shaver.
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It works. It works!
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It's a triumph. This is a moment
that will go down in scientific history.
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Herman, what are you doing?
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As long as it's running, I thought
I'd give myself a quick shave.
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A little more toadstool
base for Mrs. Harkness.
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Thank you.
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Now, while that's soaking...
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I'll curl Dorothea's hair.
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Get back in the chair,
dear. This won't hurt a bit.
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And now for the supreme test.
When I turn on the machine...
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I'm going to light all the streetlights
in the city by remote control.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy.
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Is this a momentous event?
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I haven't been this excited since the
Moon Maid had a baby on Dick Tracy.
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Quiet, Herman. Quiet.
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I'm gonna turn on
the machine full blast.
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You know something, Grandpa...
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I don't think this machine is quite
ready to be put on the market yet.
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Well, Marilyn, both ladies are
finished. We are ready for the unveiling.
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Fine. Mrs. Harkness,
Dorothea, you can come out now.
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Didn't they turn out well?
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Let's see how you look, Mother.
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Dorothea! Mother!
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You know, Aunt Lily, I have a suspicion
that we've gotten off to a bad start.
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Mr. Holmes, there
are two women here...
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who claim to be Mrs.
Harkness and her daughter.
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Claim to be? They're two of my
oldest clients. Don't you recognize them?
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I'm afraid not, Mr. Holmes. And
I don't think you will either, sir.
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Send them right in. Yes, sir.
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You may come in.
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Ladies. This is a...
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Help! Help! Get them
out of here. What is this?
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Will you please get down
from there, Mr. Holmes?
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It's only us. Mrs.
Harkness and Dorothea.
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So it is. What happened?
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This is the result of a
visit to a beauty parlor.
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From the evidence, we'll
have no trouble suing at all.
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As a matter of fact, we stand a good
chance of sending the culprits to jail.
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You're so reassuring.
I could just kiss you.
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Get away! Get away
from me or I'll scream.
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Will you please get
down, Mr. Holmes...
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and let us tell you
the facts of the case?
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"And unless you restore my
clients to their former beauty...
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"you will be liable for
damages and prosecution...
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"to the fullest
extent of the law.
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"Signed, Edgar Z.
Holmes, Attorney."
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Why, I never... Have you
ever... Can you imagine, Marilyn?
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They want to
look like they did...
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when they came in here?
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Of all things.
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I guess there are a lot of
sick people in this world.
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Isn't it a shame?
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We're having so much trouble...
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and Grandpa and Uncle Herman
are doing so well with their experiment.
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Destroying municipal property?
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$1,000 fine? Police? Jail?
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Yes, I think I get the picture.
Thanks a lot for calling.
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What's the matter, Grandpa?
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Are they annoyed with us for destroying
their street lamps and equipment?
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Yes, and they traced it to us.
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And if we don't pay a $1,000
fine, they're gonna throw us in jail.
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Oh. Oh, oh, oh, dear.
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Spending time behind bars?
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This may get me thrown
out of the Indian Guides.
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Now, you're sure when
we walk out of here...
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our former appearance
will be completely restored?
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Yes. If you want to go through
life looking the way you did...
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there's nothing
we can do about it.
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And now we'll apply
our special neutralizer.
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Well, Herman, good
as new. Oh, goody.
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Let's blow out all the
street lamps again.
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Herman, will you cool it?
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This time we're gonna be more
cautious, try something a little easier.
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What are we gonna do?
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Instead of fooling with the
electric power plant this time...
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I'll just turn on the lights in Lily's
beauty shop by remote control.
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Neato.
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Ready? Ready.
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Dorothea, do you feel
anything? Yes, Mother.
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Something like a current
going through my head.
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That's just the effect
of the neutralizer.
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It's working. It's working.
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Now we'll lift up the dryers and
see how their hair turned out.
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Let me out of here.
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Let me out of here.
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My beautiful hair.
My crowning glory.
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Mother, you look
like a plucked chicken.
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Don't tell me how I look,
you gruesome little brat.
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Don't you have anything to say?
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Yes. Will this be
cash or charge?
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Mrs. Harkness and her daughter
are here again, Mr. Holmes.
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Send them in. I'm quite
sure they look a lot different...
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from the last time
they were here.
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They do, sir.
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You can come in now.
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Ladies, I'm...
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Excuse me a minute.
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Yes, I think I feel better
now. Won't you be seated?
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Tell me what happened.
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Cigars, gentlemen? I'm sorry.
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You're sorry? Look at us!
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I demand action
against those people.
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We went back to
Madame Lily's and...
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"Therefore, on
behalf of my clients...
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"we are instigating a
lawsuit against you...
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"demanding $10,000 in damages."
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Lily, I hate to say "I
told you so," dear...
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but I've been against this beauty
parlor idea from the beginning.
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Now, you say that these women...
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lost their hair in the beauty
shop yesterday afternoon?
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That's right, Grandpa.
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It was about 3:30.3:30.
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Lily...
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I would say that with your poor
judgment in business matters...
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you have frittered away your
share of Cousin Wolverine's money.
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Frittered. Frittered. Frittered.
Frittered. Frittered. Frittered.
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I would also like
to add at this time...
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that at exactly 3:30, Grandfather
and I were perfecting our ray machine.
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And it was exactly
at that time...
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that we turned on the
lights in your beauty shop.
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Well, the lights
did go on and off...
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and then there was a strange
humming in the dryers...
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and then the two
women lost their hair.
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Very interesting.
Very interesting.
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But I don't think anything can
be gained by clouding the issue...
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with inconsequential trivia.
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Excuse me, Perry
Mason, will you knock it off?
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- What's the matter?
- What's the matter?
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At exactly 3:30
yesterday afternoon...
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while we were
trying to contact...
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the beauty parlor with
our energy machine...
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those two women lost their hair.
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To put it in legal terms...
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they are the baldees,
we are the baldors.
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Herman, is this true?
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It couldn't be.
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Grandpa and I were
working together...
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I mean, it was our scheme, it...
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I mean, jointly,
he and I were...
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He's the man who did it.
There's your man right there.
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I was just a poor, dumb tool
in the hands of this Svengali.
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Herman, what are you saying?
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I have never seen this
man before in my life.
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Stop it, both of you.
We're all in this together.
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Now let's just figure a way
out of this terrible trouble.
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It's the police.
It's the police.
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They've come to get us. I'm
too young to go to reform school.
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Herman, you just stay here.
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Marilyn and I will
answer the door.
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Come on, Grandpa, now's our
chance. We can hide in the cellar.
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Right behind you, coward.
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It's us, Mrs. Harkness
and Dorothea.
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Your hair. It's grown back in.
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And it's so beautiful.
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And, Madame Lily, it was
your treatment that did it.
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Overnight it grew
back like this.
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We must run along, my dears.
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We just wanted to tell you
we talked to our lawyer...
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and we have decided to
finance your amazing method.
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Mother says we'll
all make millions.
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One can never be too rich,
you know. I'm delighted but...
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I'll need a little time to talk this
over with my father and my husband.
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By all means do. We're
so grateful to the two of you.
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Goodbye, my dears. Goodbye.
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Bye. Bye-bye, now.
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Herman, Grandpa,
come up here quickly.
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That machine of Grandpa's
will make a fortune for us.
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Our troubles are over. We
have something to tell you.
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Us first. Our troubles are over
and we have something to tell you.
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Yes. Lily, you have
nothing to worry about.
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They have no
evidence against us.
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Your brilliant husband and I just
destroyed our power ray machine.
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That's right. We
did it together.
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But that machine
was worth millions.
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It grows beautiful,
luxurious hair overnight.
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He's the man who
broke it. He did it. Huh?
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He did it. He did it. He did it.
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There, I think I've got
all the bugs out of it now.
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Stand over there.
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When I turn it on
now, you'll have more
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hair on your head than
the barbershop floor.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I don't feel anything
yet. I'll turn up the juice.
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Still don't feel anything.
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There. If that don't
do it, nothing will.
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There's enough current flowing through
there to grow hair on a bowling ball.
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Grandpa...
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you just took the
words out of my mouth.
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I'm ruined, ruined,
ruined, ruined, ruined.
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Cheer up, Grandpa. Cheer up!
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If we can find a market
for hairy bowling balls...
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we can make a fortune.